No es bueno

I sat in front of two "Bros" in my Spanish class today. They spent half the class looking up different ways to say "my girlfriend's hot" on google translator, and the other half trying to look up different ways to say "I have a fat dick." I really don't want to become a cynic. I don't want to be a blind optimist either, but cynicism is a disease that slowly rots the humanity out of a person. It is just so damn hard to be anything but when faced against "tengo un pene de grassa."