Sunday, February 5, 2012

Insanity

If insanity is the norm, then crazy people would have to be considered sane. So, I've been thinking about checking myself into an insane asylum in order to protest the insanity of the entire world. I just had a man walk into the liquor store I work at, and ask me to recommend a good drink for his daughter. His daughter was with him. She couldn't have been older than ten. I sold him a bottle of non-alcoholic margarita mix. I don't understand what's wrong with people. The human race has been won. The winner was psychotic. He now represents all of humanity.

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